Anti-Valentine's Day Thread


#1

Tell everyone how much you HATE Valentine’s Day! Don’t be shy - It’s okay to be single on V-day. Singles are human too, you know…


#2

I know life is harsh for singles…I mean…even Stephen Hawking’s been married twice…and here we are…


#3

Hahahaha I don’t hate this day :smiley: I spend it with my family


#4

We need a singles day which we spend with–ourselves.


#5

Everyday is a singles day for me :smiley:


#6

I’m single, but Valentine’s day never bothered me.
I can see candies and chocolates all around me, and what I’ll do is buy them if they look good,
and I’ll eat them with my friends! :smiley:


#7

Perhaps you have a spell for writer99025.


#8

Oh indeed I do! :slight_smile:


#9

If I send you a card, will you send me one?


#10

No. And please don’t send me a card…LOL…I may be single…but not that desperate :slight_smile:


#11

Funny thing…I am ghostwriting a tutorial/ebook on the “Art of Seduction”…


#12

Damn, there goes my last chance of getting a card… :wink:


#13

Brilliant, would love to know how the buyer decided you were the person for that! :slight_smile:


#14

:smiley:


#15

I’m a great writer, I guess…can’t share with you the initial 3-4 chapters, but if you read them you would get the impression that the guy who wrote that is an Alpha Male who’s been with hundreds of women and is sharing his experiences for the good of humanity.


#16

HAHAHAHA, oh my god, you two…
this made me laugh, thank you for putting a smile
on my face :smiley:


#17

So, it’s science fiction?

:wink:

Totally kidding but that was too difficult to resist.


#18

:smiley: :smiley:


#19

You’re welcome :smiley:


#20

Lol. I am getting married this April but I don’t find being single as a curseful. Unless your ex partner cheated on you so badly.