Seriously though please don’t ruin it for others. Punch a pillow and yell to get it out.
Roses are red, violets are blue
vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Did I miss something?
Why are you so angry? I take it you are not a day person?
LMAO, I got some moonshine in my fridge, maybe my lady and I will get smashed on it and cause a ruckus.
23 years of being single does things to a man.
the only thing I remember:
Go out and meet someone. Take her on a nice date, stroll through the park holding hands.
Somehow a single from a vendor is sexier than a dozen from a florist - money doesn’t buy happiness.
Here is a revolutionary idea for someone in your frame of mind. You Can fight back:
I had no idea it was you.
Until I looked at the username… You look so much different than the other pic.
Are the ladies swooning yet?
Exactly, I think the new picture is really cute!
He’s humble, nice looking, sweet and business owner! Oh, I know what it is - he’s too successful and cute; the ladies are intimidated!
Or the poor chap (my inner, @offlinehelpers ) is intimidated by the Beautiful ladies.
I’m just gonna say it. He’S HOT!
Suddenly, Jim has gotten really quiet.
S#!T, being single ain’t that bad, you have the complete freedom to do whatever and whoever you like, LMAO.
I was going to have some fun, go out for dinner…right now I’m sitting in my room, waiting for college medical services to call me back because I think I have the flu.
Happy Valentine’s Day?
Immediately run out and buy lots and lots of Chocolate or chocolate cake or anything that has chocolate in it! It will cure all sickness!
My hunky firemen are on standby (just in case)
I can actually smell that chocolate strongly, how strange.
Chocolate actually does have feel good chemicals in it that affects our mood.
MMM Firemen, what is it about those guys? I hang out at the fire station