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Anything special for Valentine's day?

Seriously though please don’t ruin it for others. Punch a pillow and yell to get it out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue
vodka costs less than dinner for two.

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Did I miss something?

Why are you so angry? I take it you are not a :heart: day person?

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LMAO, I got some moonshine in my fridge, maybe my lady and I will get smashed on it and cause a ruckus.

23 years of being single does things to a man.

Remember this

the only thing I remember:

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Go out and meet someone. Take her on a nice date, stroll through the park holding hands.

Somehow a single :rose: from a vendor is sexier than a dozen from a florist - money doesn’t buy happiness.

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Here is a revolutionary idea for someone in your frame of mind. You Can fight back:

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I had no idea it was you. :hushed:
Until I looked at the username… You look so much different than the other pic.

Are the ladies swooning yet?

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Exactly, I think the new picture is really cute!

He’s humble, nice looking, sweet and business owner! Oh, I know what it is - he’s too successful and cute; the ladies are intimidated!

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Or the poor chap (my inner, @offlinehelpers ) is intimidated by the Beautiful ladies. :smiley:

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I’m just gonna say it. He’S HOT! :fire:

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Suddenly, :fire: Jim has gotten really quiet.

Perhaps blushing? :blush:

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S#!T, being single ain’t that bad, you have the complete freedom to do whatever and whoever you like, LMAO.

I was going to have some fun, go out for dinner…right now I’m sitting in my room, waiting for college medical services to call me back because I think I have the flu.

Happy Valentine’s Day?

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Immediately run out and buy lots and lots of Chocolate or chocolate cake or anything that has chocolate in it! It will cure all sickness! :slight_smile:

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Ladies,

My hunky firemen are on standby (just in case) :droplet::fire_engine: :man_firefighter: :man_firefighter:

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I can actually smell that chocolate strongly, how strange.

Chocolate actually does have feel good chemicals in it that affects our mood.

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MMM Firemen, what is it about those guys? I hang out at the fire station :heart:

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