A very smart Indian journalist wrote this on Twitter as a reply to a politician…
Mr Tewari, your bacchanalian logorrhea is but the aboral ablactation of discernment from the pabulum of syllogism. This sanguisugent politicking must end. You have become the accoucheur who conceives and also delivers hot-air. Ebriection is nigh, sir.
I make my living from English, but this is beyond me.
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