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Dear Luca:

Step 1: Read the Fiverr Terms of Service and remove the deviant art link before “Trust and Safety” does it for you. At the very least, contact them to verify they will allow the link. I doubt they will, but it’s not up to me.

Step 2: Translate the Latin in your byline to English.

Step 3: Use a photograph of yourself instead of a dog. The cardinal rule of the Internet is, “On the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog.”

By outing yourself as a dog, you are violating this cardinal rule.

Also, you should be smiling in your photo. Everyone knows that dogs can’t smile.

Step 4: Read Fiverr Academy, the Fiverr blog, the complete works of Shakespeare, the Fiverrcast transcripts, Another Country by James Baldwin, and so on and so forth…

Good luck,
Blaise

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