Well… we know I get the crazy buyers. One of them has now gone ahead and placed the order. Let’s just say that their requirements are… enlightening.
Sure. Dying. Pain. Suffering. Friendly way.
I remember some of my favourite children’s books. None of them including ‘gruseome’ dying.
What? What? What do you actually want?
Incredibly, painful dying described in a gruesome manner… for age 6-9. Got it.
Ooh. Yay. At least I’ll be rewarded a little extra for this… task?
Oh. That kind of tip. Can we just acknowledge the most monumental misspelling of the word ‘think’ ever.
Yes. I don’t know the five, human senses. So I’m going to use Bing. I don’t know if Chrome will physically allow me to do that. Anyway, let’s hear his example of thonking about the senses.
That is. It just is. “Mouthing the shouts”
Some people never fail to amaze me.
Pay when you see fit? You’ve placed an order… you’ve already payed. Need to use your senses a bit more. And your… brain.
No. Not good at all. You’ve tasked me with writing a gruesome, painful death for 6 year olds. Oh, but at least I’ve got some good tips to thonk about. I should have fun with this.