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A wise man told me my facial hair would bring me great success.

Now I’m no expert, but I think there were some porky pies in what he was saying.

Can anyone confirm or deny this phenomenon?

my facial hair would bring me great success.

May be he was referring to you being getting old and wiser. Just the same way we call the last teeth as wisdom teeth because they appear at a more older age than the other ones.

Does it make sense? :thinking:

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Good question, come to think of it i normally shave twice a week but some time ago i was to busy and didn’t shave for a week. At the end of the week before shaving i got a big offline gig with a 1 year contract. Also got a few smaller jobs during my furry week.

Maybe he was on to something after all.

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My Gran used to say that eating my bread crusts would put hairs on my chest. Love her as I did, I’ve since discovered that my Nan was quite possibly a malignant sociopath.

Starting in 2012, I ate my bread crusts with every sandwich, hoping to achieve the same sexy rugged good looks as Burt Reynolds. The result? MALE PATTERN BALDNESS.

Take a lesson from me, when a wise old person tells you anything about hair, they’re lying.

The best thing you can do when this happens is step away from the person in question and if possible, arrange for them to be interred into some kind of sheltered housing facility where they can’t spread any more insidious hair lies.

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Yes, I believe it is true.
Im clean shaven but got a beard photoshopped on (only $5) when I started and was not getting any sales.
Now I have so many sales that I feel I have to get it photoshopped again, perhaps to a half beard or Royale beard to cut down my sales volume. Apparently the number of sales is in direct proportion to the size of beard but I am not sure about that - its seems a bit far-fetched.

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Yes, I believe it is true.

Im clean shaven but got a beard photoshopped on (only $5) when I started and was not getting any sales.

Now I have so many sales that I feel I have to get it photoshopped again, perhaps to a half beard or Royale beard to cut down my sales volume. Apparently the number of sales is in direct proportion to the size of beard but I am not sure about that - its seems a bit far-fetched.

Or, it could be that people like your dogs. If you photoshopped one of them out, your sales could decrease by 50%. If you need a break, photoshop both out. 😀

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Yes, I believe it is true.

Im clean shaven but got a beard photoshopped on (only $5) when I started and was not getting any sales.

Now I have so many sales that I feel I have to get it photoshopped again, perhaps to a half beard or Royale beard to cut down my sales volume. Apparently the number of sales is in direct proportion to the size of beard but I am not sure about that - its seems a bit far-fetched.

the number of sales is in direct proportion to the size of beard

If I can find any sort of conclusive evidence for that, I will set up a gig in which I photoshop beards onto the males and females of Fiverr, with the promise of upping sales.

Basic:

I will photoshop stubble onto your face to increase sales by 25% ($5)

Standard:

I will photoshop a thick, chiseled beard onto your face to increase sales by 200% ($30)

Premium:

I will turn you into a beard, giving you the ability to choose when someone buys your gig ($100)

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the number of sales is in direct proportion to the size of beard

If I can find any sort of conclusive evidence for that, I will set up a gig in which I photoshop beards onto the males and females of Fiverr, with the promise of upping sales.

Basic:

I will photoshop stubble onto your face to increase sales by 25% ($5)

Standard:

I will photoshop a thick, chiseled beard onto your face to increase sales by 200% ($30)

Premium:

I will turn you into a beard, giving you the ability to choose when someone buys your gig ($100)

If the guys using pretty women or stock photos had any sense they would use an image of Hagrid from Harry Potter (not any of the other Hagrids that are well-known).

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Or, it could be that people like your dogs. If you photoshopped one of them out, your sales could decrease by 50%. If you need a break, photoshop both out. 😀

Actually yeah, the dogs increase the total amount of facial hair in my picture don’t they?

I got a $300 sale because of the dogs - it was translating some dog related material and they caught the buyer’s eye!

See? That’s proof.

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You’re missing the point here.

Above is a Top Rated Seller’s logo I just picked off of Fiverr. Would changing it to look like it does below increase sales?

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I would honestly order from this guy if he had a beard on his logo. I’m being very serious, the beard is extremely convincing.

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the number of sales is in direct proportion to the size of beard

If I can find any sort of conclusive evidence for that, I will set up a gig in which I photoshop beards onto the males and females of Fiverr, with the promise of upping sales.

Basic:

I will photoshop stubble onto your face to increase sales by 25% ($5)

Standard:

I will photoshop a thick, chiseled beard onto your face to increase sales by 200% ($30)

Premium:

I will turn you into a beard, giving you the ability to choose when someone buys your gig ($100)

Yeah, and the gig-package is very convincing too, I only see one tiny problem, the Premium would have to go to a different category than the other two, unless you turn the turn into a photoshop.

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Good question, come to think of it i normally shave twice a week but some time ago i was to busy and didn’t shave for a week. At the end of the week before shaving i got a big offline gig with a 1 year contract. Also got a few smaller jobs during my furry week.

Maybe he was on to something after all.

This is a very interesting topic. As a man I choose to always have facial hair, I despise the way I look without it, I mean complete removal of all facial hair. Now I’m sure it’s all subjective but it’s still nice to know that you personally noticed a believed difference in your orders with and without facial hair. Now I want to grow my beard out even more before I post my first gig, lol.

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