As a proud graduate of the Brooklyn Academy of Bartending, (Flatbush campus), May I ask, what’ll you have sir?
I’ll take a Macallan 15, neat, BUT with a shot glass of water. ( I don’t trust young bartenders to add the “splash” of water to my scotch)
Especially since the splash of water is probably already in that bottle. Day 2 of bartending school, Prof Vinnie’s “how to increase profit margin” lecture.
Where does a witch have to go to get a drink around here.
Your money is no good around here. Private table please, what’ll it be?
Bring me a Glenlivet and leave the bottle.
Nice, seems you and @markusvoice both appreciate a nice single malt.
If it’s Glenlivet I can drink you both under the table.
Would be fun trying, you may well do so. Have you ever tried a single malt with the smoked peat, like Lagavulin?
And just in case anyone is still wrestling with what to get me for my birthday…
I’m kinda large and don’t fit easily under tables, but it’s been YEARS since anyone has tried and dared make such a blasphemous (and inaccurate) statement! LOL