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Fiverr - The Musical

…featuring the following hit songs:

“How do I mek sellers?”
“Respond to your messages quicker, you work-shy fops.”
“That’s not even minimum wage!”
“They ordered by mistake and it’s your fault.”
“No manners required.”
“Give me your best price.”
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“How dare you go on vacation.”
“Eat that jar of coffee, do-er.”
“Why are you sleeping?”
“Hi Dear”

…and many more!

Feel free to add any others you can think of. :wink:

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"Hey, Baby… "
“Please? I’ll pay you more…”

:nauseated_face:

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LOL! that’s perfect…

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"You’ve Been Demoted To Level 1"
“We’ve got news about your order”
“You’ve received messages from”
“Response Rate”
“Order Completion Rate”
“Days Without Warnings”
“Achieve these goals to become a Level Two Seller”
“Now I Have To Get A Full-Time Job”
“Maintain a 4.8 Rating”
“Buyers Requests”

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I always think that “we’ve got news about your order” sounds so ominous!

“Modification request” would be just fine. :slight_smile:

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I also think that “Days Without Warnings” should close the first act.

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“What’s a Gig description?”
“I Want The World for $5”
“Seller’s Lament”
“New to Fiverr” (Mek Sell reprise)

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Funnily enough, I can almost hear what these would sound like. :grin:

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I love that, I hope somebody does The Fiverr Musical.

I once saw Harry Potter The Musical and it was hilarious, a group of college students did it, a 1.3 hour show.

I’ll gladly pay for a gig if someone made it into an actual song…

Hmmm so let’s see, who is the best singer here at Fiverr…?

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“I need orders give me work”
“I’ll give you more orders if you give me discount”
“I can’t pay much but I need the best work”
“Wow you so expensive why”
“I didn’t know it was your image plz don’t report me”

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“I need a revision (but I actually need something completely different because I suddenly changed my mind.

“The Buyers who never leave Reviews”
“I need a best-selling novel written. Budget:$5”

:money_with_wings::woman_facepalming:

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“You’re Welcome Fiverr for that Tip.”
Almost forgot that one… :joy:

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