Haikiish-tu! (Haiku Thread)


A haiku is “a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world”

“Kindergarten sell!
It was bad picture juju
But now he is gone”

Remember guys, syllable count per line is


This innocent creative post is unrelated to recent events.


Large apologies
to Japanese-san who might
find this grammar bad


My defence is…uh
It looks very good senpai
So there, gentle breeze


In this world of sells
I find bad traveller! So,
I kill him dead now.


I was once a fruit
But now a vegetable
I grow mold in ways


Your turn. 20 characters.


Cheap buyer beware,
Emmaki fierce like bear,
Trouble her you dare!


video man makes noise
But it sounds like sad static
Ah, video man


can I interest
you in some real estate?
much profit! much cash!


Emmaki up late,
Because a little mental,
Writing crap Haiku


OK, these are really meant to include nature.

Look at the nice tree
It has a big trunk and strange junk
And is green and brown.


How dare u slander
my wrecking ball haiku, yo
I am at one with nature


My Haiku had bear,
Bear is nature but not tree,
Bear is more like me


One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, elves,
zen, twelve what the hell happened?


Bear with me, you grouch
For I know you’re not a slouch
But still, u a grouch.


Haiku battle time,
Emmaki will lose to me,
No nature just war


May many planes be
Rain like fire sun from sky
Onto Malta earth


Emmaki gives bumps
Takes her trash to the grump dump
Emmaki bash trumps


Nature is funny like
That. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Now I terrorist :frowning:


Let’s see the vidtapes
YouTube channels for pipe organs
With your toes squish grapes


And may Crete be lost,
To massive monster attack,
Alas, what bad war…


Buyers buy bye-bye
Sellers biased like fruit pie
Bye-bye sad Buyer


We will fight them on
the any plot of land we can
find. With things and stuff.


Squash them like squash fruit
So pulpy, rich and lovely
a delicious war.