Then it’s time to join the Fiverr Weight Loss Club (And Get Into The Blog And Mek Sells, Complicating Your Dedication To Weight Loss).
I am still working on a catchier title than this. Anyway, before you shriek with outrage that I’ve just called you a wobbling mass of greedy fat, stop. I am, too! I put more cheese on my store bought pizza because I like cheese.
I’m also getting a little bit flabby, and having to consider purchasing larger clothes to comfortably wear this summer. Or, being a cheapskate, I can just eat less crap and more rabbit food, pretend I love exercise and do all that stuff instead.
Writer, dealing with your comment on another thread, yes, I know my nutrition. There’s virtually no junk food here, I’m just too busy/lazy to cook properly. [EDIT: now I read it, you do know that weight loss is 80% diet, 20% exercise? That’s wut the gurus say–as do I when I write their words of wisdom for them–truely, it is recieved wisdom. Maybe it’s in the macros, but whatever]
So, I say starting in March, Fiverr Fatsos can unite and become “doers” (ugh–but hey, let’s remember the blog spot). So sign up here. It’s time to slim and sexy.
Before and after photos not mandatory, but you know that the blog will eat that shit right up. So, your call. Good news is that it’s generally acceptable to cover your face in the online world of weightloss, so if you do want to maximize your chances… get that flab out.
Thin, beautiful people: just you wait until your metabolism goes and/or your country gets the western lifestyle.
Anyway. I announce this to be the official post. Join if ye will. No money required, No weird competitions, no shitty campaigns on social media. Just… whatever. Let’s be the fittest, most svelte freelancers on the planet.
But not now. Next week.