I’d have done a quick YouTube search for tortoise mating videos and sent them a link. Probably.
Love this. Banking that for the inevitable next time this happens.
Also, last I was aware, the one thing the internet wasn’t short of was THAT kind of audio. Maybe he wanted something more ‘custom’?
This, and these kinds of people also get off on making strangers uncomfortable. It’s why I had a guy pester me for months about making custom audio for him. I knew he loved making me uncomfortable. He could have gotten that kind of audio anywhere.
OMG. I think the guy understands “voice over” service too literally
He is worried about the copyright licenses
Good point. In this case though it’s likely that my original wording was too pliable. I shouldn’t imply that the guy was a bad buyer - it’s likely he would have understood had I sent him an explanation. He was a first time buyer, too, so he probably didn’t understand the concept of custom orders.
Going forward, you can expect some buyers leaving a 4.0 even if they are fully satisfied. Some might order basic gig and expect premium quality. Can’t please everyone.