Do you hate noisy neighbors? I blooming do. If you work from home, constant excessive noise which is beyond your control makes it impossible to stay focused. Worse, it can lead to pretty huge anxiety issues. In fact, it can make you feel like you are both a prisoner and the most unwelcome person in your own home all at the same time. The good news, however, is that it doesn’t have to be this way. This is because I’ve just developed (patent pending) a 100% guaranteed way to make noisy neighbors and their cockroaches shut up and start walking on tiptoe in just 24-hours.
What you do is this:
First, you politely ask your neighbors to shut the hell up. Then if this doesn’t work (and you have shouty screamy neighbors like mine), you set your smart phone to record 2-3 hours of your neighbors shouty screamyness.
Recording done? Great. Now, whenever your noisy neighbors start shouting and screaming, you too can join in on all the fun by blasting your recording of their previous shouty screamyness at eardrum piercing volume.
The result? After about 2-3 minutes not only will your neighbors have shut the hell up. Even better than that, you will start to feel their abject horror and embarrassment seething through your property’s masonry.
Of course, your neighbors might relapse into intermittent states of shouty screamyness. However, over a period of 2-3 days of you playing your recording whenever noise is an issue, they will quickly get the message. In fact, one of the reasons why this works so well is because by playing a previous argument back at particularly screamy shouty people, such people find it impossible to stay focused on what they are currently supposed to be arguing about.
Also, if this pretty cool life hack works for you, do remember where it came from and feel free to fire $5 my way.