You’re so brilliant – I wish I had thought of this one.
Tweaks for your gig: the title is fine:
“WANNA BE A WIZARD ?” I wouldn’t use “Wanna” – Fiverr is worldwide, so avoid slang.
“You’re a WIZARD, Harry!” with Wizard in bold.
Tired of waiting for your acceptance letter? Is it well past your 11th birthday?
Seriously, wasn’t that you sitting in front of the mail box, or the chimney on a Sunday in case of your parents were shooing away the owls? Oh yes, I knew it!
I found your long-awaited Hogwarts Acceptance Letter! It has the supplies list for your first year in Hogwarts. We know this is official: the back of each page has the official Hogwarts crest! I need you to take on a $5 gig so I can pack it up and send it to you.
WITH $5 MORE you can get sorted into your house!
Get a house certificate : Slytherin, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff
OR a house prefect certificate (choose house & year)
OR a quidditch player certificate
OR a permission slip to visit Hogsmeade
You can even order everything (of course!)
All your documentation will be sent by PDF.
Don’t forget to send me your information: the house you want to be sorted into (I’ll tell the hat!), the name to put on the document, your team position for the quidditch certificate, etc.
Feel free to contact me anytime
I’m not sure why you need a birthdate. Probably better off not asking for that unless you really need it. That would be a red flag to me.