I hate spam. As well as the feeling professionally embarrassed for people who try and flog their shoddy ‘I will do your work for you’ requests at me, spam messages eat up my time and really just rub me up the wrong way.
However… Thanks to the shed load of spam I’ve replied to over the past few days, my response time is now at an all-time high of just 1hr!
In this case, thank you, all you weird desperados. Yes, I’m still angry, but in a weird way, I’m also strangely satisfied.