Gosh, look at all the dull offers here. Wow and super engaging scripts? Stunning CV letters? Responsive websites that anyone can make with a click?
No, ladies and gentlemen. I come not with an olive branch, but with the entire tree and its gnarly roots–and we’re both here to tell you some unsavory truths.
If you want to learn some creative swearing, that can be arranged. I’m only fluent in one language, but I can swear with the best of them in four. It’s not very useful, but it may lessen the impact of me telling you that your USP is a massive pile of disassociated donkey dongs.
That’s exactly what I’m here for. Your website isn’t Donkey Kong, it’s unwanted Donkey Dong.
Let me throw away those rose tinted glasses and help you to see. Nothing personal