If You Could Create a New Slogan For Fiverr, What Would It Be?

[silberma1976]

I often consider new slogans for companies from time to time, especially when something frustrates me. So my new slogan would be:

Fiverr: Where our buyers request are really for sellers only.

[djgodknows]

Don’t be a Do’er, be a DIVER! 🚫

[Guest multisync3]

Well, let’s face it. Are $5 nowadays really a suitable minimum value for a gig? In my opinion not so my suggestion for a new slogan would not include the wording Fiverr but rather … “TOOLBOX, AT YOUR SERVICE” or just “TOOLBOX”.

[Guest offlinehelpers]

Don’t be a skiver, get it on Fiverr

[miiila]

Fiverr. 110 %.

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[eoinfinnegan]

Fiverr - Get sh1t done or get sh1t - choose your sellers wisely.

[emmaki]

• Where teabreaks are mandatory
• White collar slaves ‘R’ Us
• It’s not a bug, it’s a feature
• The world’s largest collection of oddities
• MEKKING SELLS the WHOLE WORLD ROUND
• Only some of our sellers are racist
• We don’t play by the idiotic rules of others. We make them

etc. etc. etc.

[emmaki]

Bonus:

• Jesus Works For Us (And We Sacked Him Once)

[blaisefaint]

• Fiverr: Where our buyers request are really for sellers only. -silberma1976
• Don’t be a Do’er, be a DIVER! -djgodknows
• … “TOOLBOX, AT YOUR SERVICE” or just “TOOLBOX”. -multisync3
• Don’t be a skiver, get it on Fiverr - offlinehelpers
• Fiverr. 110 %. -miiila
• Fiverr - Get sh1t done or get sh1t - choose your sellers wisely. -eoinfinnegan
• Where teabreaks are mandatory -Emmaki
• White collar slaves ‘R’ Us -Emmaki
• It’s not a bug, it’s a feature -Emmaki
• The world’s largest collection of oddities -Emmaki
• MEKKING SELLS the WHOLE WORLD ROUND -Emmaki
• Only some of our sellers are racist -Emmaki
• We don’t play by the idiotic rules of others. We make them -Emmaki
• Fiverr - We’re Kafkaesque Agents of Chaos! -Blaise

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[writer99025]

Bonus:

• Jesus Works For Us (And We Sacked Him Once)

Jesus Works For Us (And We Sacked Him Once)

You should include this option. This is the best by far!

[miiila]

I fear polls can´t be edited, after someone voted on them, which kinda does have its logic though. Then again I think one can revise one´s vote, so…not that logical.

[deesajn]

Fiverr - where cancellations don’t matter. Or they do. We’re not sure.

[blaisefaint]

Jesus Works For Us (And We Sacked Him Once)

You should include this option. This is the best by far!

Dear Writer:

Depending on how this thread goes, once the clear winner for poll 1 is determined, someone can add another poll for any additional suggestions, including the top voter getters from poll 1 or using some other means to pit the best of the best against each other.

Soon it will be an annual Fiverr Event, like the Superbowl or the Cricket Whatever.

It’ll be televised around the world, and Fiverr will pay me gazillions in Asgardian coins for this another brilliant idea I posted in the Fiverr forum.

I will buy the Playboy Mansion and be surrounded by beautiful women.

I’ll have a bigscreen TV and an unlimited supply of Colt 45…

In short, the world will be a better place, and I’ll be winning so much, you’ll be sick of me winning…

Good luck (TO ME!),

Blaise

[miiila]

Dear Blaise,

your ‘Polls delivered at the right time’ rating might take a nosedive shortly. Don´t worry, it will not affect your forum leadership ranking. Or it will. We´re not sure.

Thank you,
Uhura, forum communications lieutenant

[Guest multisync3]

I guess this all is called GALLOWS HUMOR! 😉

[writer99025]

Fiverr - where cancellations don’t matter. Or they do. We’re not sure.

That was brilliant!..

[capitalquality]

Well, let’s face it. Are $5 nowadays really a suitable minimum value for a gig? In my opinion not so my suggestion for a new slogan would not include the wording Fiverr but rather … “TOOLBOX, AT YOUR SERVICE” or just “TOOLBOX”.

But then we’d all be tools.

[saddu_writer]

FIVERR -----> Where Everything Is A Confusion.

@writer99025 Its so long, our ears are missing something, Something that start with R and end with R…