It’s important to only achieve warnings that will get you “forum points.”
Did you know that’s a thing? Well it is. Forum points establish your reputation and lead to money raining down like clouds with a head cold.
As a residential “forum point” ninja, I could offer you a few tips on how to obtain “warnings” that will increase your forum currency greatly.
Here are a couple of examples of warnings you should get to really boost your reputation around these here parts:
Good warnings to strive for
No matter what your client orders, deliver a blog on the current state of wood crafting. When they act confused, tell them “now is the perfect time in the market to get creative… you’re welcome”
Here’s another action that can get you an amazing warning:
Start a songwriting service. For every order you get, send back a karaoke version of Stevie Wonder’s “Superstition.” When the client asks why you ignored their request, tell them, “Stevie Wonder is a national treasure and you should be thankful That I fixed your musical tastes”
Here’s an advanced tip for Fiverr pros and should not be attempted without prior warning experience:
Two days after accepting an order, ask your client if they’ve gotten around to completing your order. The general confusion of the client will be exhilarating. Make sure to threaten the client with a low rating, even when they insist that THEY ordered from YOU. Tell them that you were mistaken and that you did, in fact, receive your order from them. Then ask for a revision. Explain that they must have read your request wrong and that they got the wrong impression from you asking for “an article that touched people everywhere.” Remind them that context matters and demand to be satisfied and threaten to cancel your order
You’re off to an amazing start. With a lot of hard work, back breaking dedication and a little luck - you could be well on the way to being a forum legend. It’s just gonna require really amping up your warning count.
I’m always here to help, should you accidentally get full star reviews. Make sure to act fast. Forum points go like hot cakes.
This is what we in the business call “a joke,” (by business I mean “watching Netflix”). Doing any of the previously mentioned, will get you a visit from the Fiverr Domestic Complaint Department. Those guys mean business. Plus, they wear black outfits and they’re constantly asking me if I’ve seen UFO’s. Although the incident is a little vague.
Follow up note
Obviously Fiverr doesn’t have a department of people who visit you. That’s classless over regulation. They watch you from an unregistered vehicle like civilized people. They even come up with creative names for their pretend businesses and put them on the side of the vehicle. The last one said “Stop talking and Flowers: A service for today’s husband.”
Although my personal favorite was, “Take a Wok- Chinese deliveries made fast.”
Follow up to my follow up
Fiverr, Fiverr customer care, forum admins and most forum attendees in no way are represented by the views and opinions expressed by Mooch. In fact, they’re sick to death of my constant and long winded , meaningless offerings that lead to nowhere. Fiverr forum does not endorse any of these obvious falsities. They’re not laughing. The Fiverr forum is a serious place, where serious people learn serious business. The thoughts expressed in this reply are not the thoughts of anyone with any sensibility and should not even be considered by people prior to morning coffee. Please be advised that the forum, as a whole, doesn’t care for these offerings and have met many times to tackle the logistics of sending me out into the wild during the cold parts of the year.
Well that’s just fine Fiverr forum. Whatever. I’m a grown up. It’s my life. You’re not even my real Mom.