In need of a Really Bad Poem?


#1

My gig is writing bad poems. I’d like to say this is something I excel at, but please feel free to see for yourself!

You can choose the type of poem you want (for example haiku or sonnet) as well as the style of the poem (romantic, roast, emo etc.). It’s really all up to you, as long as you provide me with some information, I will provide you with a bad poem.

Click Here For Some Bad Poetry


#2

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love you


#3

Here’s a poem my friend actually made for me back in college:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
But hey, not you!!

We both laughed :laughing:

Sounds like an interesting gig though, good luck!


#4

I love it! Did you really want to write a “bad” profile description by finishing off with the word “amou” ?
Good luck! :slightly_smiling_face:


#5

Hahah yeah, that was sort of what I was going for :sweat_smile: