Up until New Year, I had a nice roll going with high-paying, interesting work coming in. I had several intellectually vacant buyers message me, yes. However, work wasn’t too shabby, to be honest.
And now it’s like I’ve gone back in time to my earliest days on Fiverr!
Hi, I have a website can you help?
Help you do what? Eat a hot dog?
I need metatags plz and you need to send me 700-1000 words you have wrote b4 so I know you are good.
Yes, and I need a back massage from the 1994 version of Gillian Anderson but that ain’t likely to happen is it?
We are a successful multination company looking to hire serious writers. The first stage of recruitment will be for you too…
Stop right there.
Can you explain to me what you do exactly?
No, not unless you want to have nightmares for the rest of your life.
Seriously, where is this deluge coming from? Literally, no one has messaged me over the past week who has something reasonable or comprehensible to say. What do these people expect to happen if they place an order? Where do they come from? How have they not perished yet by eating too much of their own hair? I’m just dumbfounded by how people like this think they can set up any kind of business.
Anyway, rant over. They all get automated responses. In this case, it isn’t really a big deal. Really, though, how can people be such poor communicators?