Intelligent Sellers Unite! On April 1, Respond to Every Advertisement, Nonsense, and Rule-violating Buyer Request in the List and Offer a Legitimate Gig! Then Pretend You Don’t Understand They Didn’t Want What You Offered!
Note: before the Moderators get here, I’m preemptively reminding everyone this is a joke. It is not serious. I am not actually asking you to do this nor encouraging this behavior.