This is my favorite sub-forum for those times when both reasonable and unreasonable people lose their number twos.
Sadly, there is not enough of this lately. Please rectify. Bonus points for wildly unconventional writing habits, outright lies, defensiveness, (imagined) swiveling eyes and all the rest of it. Basically, go crazy. I have a lot of popcorn and I need drama to go.
I’ll start: some crazy buyer requested a modification not long ago, but instead of saying “please change this word as I was traumatized by it as a child” (or similar), they requested that I–this was a $5 gig of course–contact them on Google Hangouts. I have sent them the TOS and highlighted the “hell no, dawg” portion of it and they’ve gone AWOL. Shall I redeliver with a pointed message highlighting the original invitation to explain which of my 10 words was not up to their $5 standards and how I can rectify this, or just wait for a week and bleat to CS about the amazing variety of lifeforms that co-exist with us on this lonely planet?