Yes, that’s right. Go on, place an order with me and then sod off for two days, giving me a 3 word instruction in the order requirements and failing to order the commercial license extra, as the voice over is for business purposes.
I sent you a polite reminder with the order upgrade - and noticed you were still online at the time - but you didn’t respond. I decided to leave it for 24 hours and send you another reminder. Again, no response.
So I leave it for another 12 hours and then see that you have been online since I sent you the reminder…still no response. So I send another reminder.
I wonder, do you actually read your messages - do you see them? Or do you just log into the site and stare at the homepage for a few minutes, trying to remember why you are there and then log out again?
Do you know who you are? Where you are? What year it is? Who’s the President? Anything? Hello?
Tell you what - keep the $10. Use it to buy some Ginkgo Biloba supplements. Seems like you need them.
In the spirit of diplomacy, I send you a request to extend the delivery time, as there are only 3 hours remaining on the order and I really do want to help you out and do the job for you. Two and a half hours later and guess what? No response. I guess you were distracted by bright colours and patterns.
So, in the end, Dear Elusive “Buyer”, I had to cancel. Thanks for that; my second cancellation this weekend, which has made my completion rate and - probably - my sales ranking drop.
Do me and my fellow sellers a favour in future, please - don’t ingest plant fertilizer and then log into Fiverr.