So, I wake up this morning and see notifications on my phone that I have a few $5 orders, all from regulars of course, since I got "algorithm’d’ like everyone else. Ok, go make coffee and my phone suddenly starts vibrating like crazy. Could it be? Some NEW orders? Nope, it’s a bunch of emails: “Reminder: Review the order requirements now,” something about not having checked on the requirements for a bunch of five dollar orders that aren’t due for another three days that’ll take 10 minutes each at most. But apparently we need to be reminded to check those requirements, like a child needs to be reminded to do their homework.
I went to check notification settings to see if there was any way to turn off these infantalizing notifications, but nope. Apparently this is not optional. Blech.