Just wanted everyone to enjoy a quick laugh at what it’s like to be a freelancer trying to sell on the internet. This surely isn’t Fiverr specific, but more of what it’s like to live in the “human” world that we’ve created.
Thank you, 8 lb. 6 oz. little baby, Jesus, for bringing us this daily comedy so that we may all partake in its glory. Now get on that donkey and ride your little ass off you comedian.
I give you, the OFFENDED IDIOT OF 2016, copy and pasted for all its glory.
This is the first time I’m hiring a copywriter.
I have a business in the magic tricks / poker / playing cards industry, and we are going to release a deck of luxury playing cards.
I’m looking for the best person who can write the most perfect copy. Features of the playing cards: premium paper stock, custom made inks, ultra smooth finish, gold foil box, hand drawn artwork, over 1 year in the making.
Can you provide me with a super sexy ad copy that makes me convert a lot of potential customers quickly ? By reading the ad my customer should only think about doing the checkout
Since it’s the first time that I’m ordering somethign like this I’m not sure if you’d be able to provide me a 1-2 sentences sample to see if you have the style/creativity that I’m looking for? (not trying to get anything for free) If you are good, I have a LOT of work for you.
let me know.
Wow. I didn’t meant to offend you in any way. But I feel super bad after receiving your reply. Just wow. The rudest message I’ve ever received. Again, my apologies If I’ve offended the best copywriter in the whole world.
No thanks offended you? Never, ever, EVER walk outside.
Sorry my little Diva.
Now you’re reported for harassment. Have a great weekend!
I will not sleep at night. What a douche.