How could you get me so wrong? I’m clearly a figment of your collective imagination. Which reminds me, I have to deal with another crappy seller now. Got an elderly biz idea off reddit (/r/entrepreneuridalong or something like that from memory–basically, cleaning biz without having to do the dirty work–original guy was massively successful and generously outlined the entire process–it’s well worth a read for insight in starting an online biz for IRL services) but wants me to write a unique tagline. Dude. You’re a middleman who gets cleaners and homeowners together. You tagline doesn’t need to be unique. It needs to be “clean”.
Ugh. Of course he’s seen taking the work out of housework tagline before. It’s cute. The worst thing is if I really did get UNIQUE he’d hate it, because it would involve a super-obscure reference. Dude, you’re farming out cleaners. Just get a tagline that makes it sound less capitalist than it really is. Christ. This guy’s a bandwagon-humper (not a typo) who take an old idea, makes no contribution, and expects the graft of others to make him a fortune.
His business is going to fail, no matter how hard he rides me for his idiotic unique tagline. We clean, you lean? Bet you that’s too vague and “I am paying you for 10 words, not 4”.
This is why I do not work at this time of night. I’ve had enough of marketing BS!