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There's nothing like a good laugh! Share best funny story you got


#1

Two friends meet in heaven.

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn’’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — we’d both still be alive


#2

I told once to my boyfriend:

  • I can make magic, sweety!
  • Really? how come?
  • Wanna see?
  • Yes, darling…
  • PUM! you’re single! :smiling_imp:

#3

The best story you’ll ever read.
http://wallgif.com/gif/8735


#4

That’s a good one :joy:


#5

Oh my, @wuerz123 , are you trying the old technique of using hot women profile pics to get more sales? :joy:

Just kidding, I know it’s you, and you look darn fabulous if you still haven’t deduced that from my above sentence :stuck_out_tongue:

Awesome seeing You :heart_eyes: (like, really now, what’s wrong with this weird woofy women-stalker-guy? :smirk:)


#6

That’s my sister duh… the sumo wrestler :wink: