So, since we’re about 2 weeks away for the one month anniversary of St. Levels Day. I’m wondering what the name will be for February 14th/15th’s eval.
Since it is on Valentine’s Day and here in the states, particularly my hometown of Chicago, there was the notorious, infamous: St. Valentine’s Day Massacre…which if the response to St. Level’s Day was any indication, then February will be a day to avoid the forums. In the spirit of keeping it light…
(cue my movie trailer voice)
IN A WORLD, WHERE ONE CANCELLATION CAN CHANGE YOUR FAITH IN YOUR SKILLS
(I’m scared to cancel. It hurts…it hurts…)
WHERE TOP RATED SELLERS THEMSELVES ARE BEING DROPPED LIKE BAD HABITS…
(you guys suck. I’m going back to Odesk. I miss Elance. At least PeoplePerHour respect me.)
A WORLD OF BETRAYAL…
(I missed responding to 1 message because I was binge watching Stranger Things and I get punished. Hey…Wynona Ryder is still acting??)
A WORLD OF PAIN AND LOSS…
(It’s not fair. 90% isn’t realistic…it should be 70%)
FORGED IN COMPLACENCY AND PROCRASTINATION…
(CS told me they can’t do anything because….)
ONE SELLER DEFIES THE ANALYTICS…THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS…
(How do I make a sale?)
(How do I make 2 sales?)
(What’s 90% of 17, if I haven’t delivered 2 orders and one hasn’t been marked complete, and 2 are in revisions at midnight GMT?)
FOLLOW OUR DOERS TO AN UNCERTAIN END.
FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU:
LEVEL 1 (to level 0)
LEVEL 2 (to level 1)
PURGATORY (who know how long you’ll stay between 2 and TRS)
TOP RATED SELLERS (to level 2 or somewhere around there)
COMES THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO ST. LEVELS DAY…
FEBRUARY 14TH…THE ST. VALENTINE’S DAY OF DELEVELS (until St. Patrick’s Day of Drink and Remorse).
Levels will gained…levels will be lost…tears will fall…again!