*You’ve faked a stomach bug, but really you’re writing “post your gigs on social media and add your profile url to your email signature,” over and over again in the bathroom.
*You Instigate a fight with another parent at your child’s football game, just to get home early and catch up on that, “Fiverr unfairly took my money,” thread.
*You’ve caught yourself telling your children to check the Fiverr tutorials during homework.
*You offer “gig getting” advice to anyone in any coffee shop with a laptop.
*You look at people’s Fiverr profile to decide whether or not you like them and whether or not you’ll scold them for an issue you weren’t even there for.
*You’ve ever had to “stay late from work,” and by work I mean, “refreshing the ‘latest option’ because if you’re not the first responder you may as well be the last.”
*You image search everyone for fun and because you never know when you might need to blackmail somebody.
*You’ve argued with an automated Forum message and lost.
*You print out and pin your forum achievements on the refrigerator. Look kids, Daddy doesn’t even look like that, so take that drawing down and recognize the importance of my “most hearted post.”
- You can’t make out human faces unless they come with a circle around it and a “I’m new to Fiverr,” written next to them.
I open the floor to you. How do you know when you’re spending too much time on the forum?