My favorite type of client is one who suddenly decided to purchase a 10K custom gig from me, once a week for life. The client doesn’t really care what I send as deliver since all my work is touched with gold and clovers.
This hasn’t actually happened yet, but I’m sure it will.
Sadly, this is true… I might as well drop my current gig services and work as a free tutor on Fiverr. 
, heck, I’d even provide free candy and sing-alongs on the way.
@thecreativeguys
Ah, the visionaries. Legend says such mythical clients are extinct by now or extremely rare to find.
@capitalquality
Alrighty… whew. That is quite a list you got there 
, I would most certainly have to agree on number five, since they are usually the one’s asking for the price and go nuts after hearing it.
@alexenia
Loyal customers… Don’t worry momma, we’ll get there. One day…
One day, amiga… one day…
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Don´t worry, you´re not the only one thinking everyone with short hair is an amigo, but I´m pretty sure @fonthaunt is a she. ;)[/details]
Whoopsy daisy… Gracias for the heads up 
That is so funny! That is also sad that kids are not doing their own homework and having people do it online. I did write a paper for a college student about three years ago but that was the only one I have ever done for a kid in school. That is young at 12 to be ordering homework services online. LOL
I wish I’d never heard from my last year example. I quoted a lot (higher part of three figures) to do a bespoke VBA application for someone who’s initial contact said something along the lines of this is simple for an expert like you (red flag, I know). I got a bunch of messages asking how I justified the estimate. I even actually explained in one how I worked the cost out. I think he sent about 14 messages after I gave up replying before he too gave up sending them.
Should I help one of these rascals out with their homework, I can only imagine the horror that awaits me… They will come back with an army, which would unleash hell loose. 