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Your funniest and most perplexing conversations on Fiverr


#1

I thought it might be fun to share the conversations that made us laugh, and the ones that made us wonder what was going on!

A funny one:

Seller: Dear Sir…
Me: I’m not a Sir lol
Seller: You may not think you are a Sir, but you will always be a Sir to me!

My recent perplexing one:

Person: Hi
Me: Hi. How can I help you?
Person: No

Umm…What?

How about you? What’s an interesting conversation you’ve had here? (Please remember not to post any usernames)


#2

Hi,

A conversation I once had with a prospective buyer went like this:

Buyer: Hi. I had a look at your profile. I have a book I am working on. Let me do the first corrections and then let’s make sure that it goes through a second set of eyes before you get to work on it.

Me: Great! I look forward to working with you.

Buyer: Yeah, once I am done with my first corrections, we should make sure that the next editor we pick does an excellent job. That way, you wouldn’t have to work on it.

Me: (Mind Blown) Uhmm okay… Is there anything I can help you with perhaps?

Buyer: No, not really. Thanks for your time.

:crazy_face: :face_with_raised_eyebrow: :rofl:


#3

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
Thanks for your time


#4

Hahaha…very strange indeed


#5

Here’s one that makes me shake my head, and laugh uncontrollably…

PERSON: “You are awesome. I like everything about you. Can I have some of your work? Can you give me some of your orders for me to finish? If you do, we can share the money 50/50. I promise that I’ll do a really good job. Please. I am waiting for your kind reply.”

ME: “No. Go find your own customers.”


And yes, though paraphrased above, I have had multiple messages exactly like this. :roll_eyes:


#6

Seller: You’re quite attractive

Me: no response

Seller: Okay so you just won’t reply then lol haha lol

It’s like I joined Tinder…


#7

Buyer: I really like your rhymes bro.

Me: Thank you, is there something I could help you with?

Buyer: I would like to become your personal writer. I will give you my best price if you do a lot of business with me.

Me: I think you’re confused on how this works. I’m the writer in this situation not the buyer.


#8

I, too, get lots of messages from new sellers wanting me to give them work or asking for my advice. They fail to realize they are looking in the wrong place. I usually guide them to the Fiverr Academy and forum.


#9

Well that’s awkward!


#10

Recently I received this.

Buyer: Offer me a job

Me: I don’t have any job for you

Buyer: ok If you have someone refer Them to me

Me: I don’t recommend anyone that I don’t know.

Buyer: OK then Shall we get to know each other then

Me: Sorry. I don’t want to.

Buyer: OK thankyou

:face_with_raised_eyebrow: :face_with_raised_eyebrow: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#11

you had the best one, lol i am still laughing


#12

replied to wrong post…


#13

It certainly was, for him :rofl::rofl: